TRON: Legacy

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Big Trouble in Little China

Ninjas with guns, yo
Have you not seen this movie? Have you been living under a rock?? CAN YOU EVEN ANSWER FROM UNDER YOUR NAIVETY BOULDER? Don't let nature keep you down, man.
This movie. It has ninjas. And gangs that know like jujitsu. Those are both Japanese. But this is Little China so that doesn't even make sense, get with it.
It also has:
- a big-ass semi
- a hottie Asian chick with green eyes
- Raiden
- a beholder
- motherfucking Kurt Russell
