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Technology is complicated, yo. Just look at microwaves. Microwaves heat up stuff, right? So do toasters. Can you make toast in a microwave? No and that's dumb. Fuck you microwave, I want radioactive toast and now I just have unenthusiastic bread.
TRON: Legacy is the sequel to 1982's Tron and expounds on the idea of computer programs being visually represented in a sort of inner virtual reality system. And they range from sorta sexy to JEEPERS. No rotund bloatware here. Hell, Windows 8 probably gets all tarted up and goes to the disco. WTF that's not even how this works. Moving on.
Have you not seen this movie? Have you been living under a rock?? CAN YOU EVEN ANSWER FROM UNDER YOUR NAIVETY BOULDER? Don't let nature keep you down, man.
This movie. It has ninjas. And gangs that know like jujitsu. Those are both Japanese. But this is Little China so that doesn't even make sense, get with it.
It also has:
a big-ass semi
a hottie Asian chick with green eyes
motherfucking Kurt Russell
Truck driver Jack Burton (Russell) and diminutive Asian man Wang (heh), go to the airport to pick up Wang's super hot girlfriend but she's kidnapped by an 80s Asian street gang. Then she's kidnapped by the leader of the 80s Asian street gang, Lo Pan, because she has green eyes and that fulfills a prophecy so that he can be a real boy and not a ghost.
This already sounds fucking awesome so I don't need to continue. But I will.
1. Robocop **
2. The Lego Movie**
4. Captain America: Winter Soldier *****
5. Veronica Mars ***
6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 ***
7. X-Men: Days of Future Past *****
9. Maleficent ****
10. The Fault In Our Stars *****
11. Edge of Tomorrow ****
12. How To Train Your Dragon 2 *****
13. Transformers: Age Of Extinction *
14. Dawn of The Planet of The Apes *****
15. Lucy ***
16. Guardians Of The Galaxy *****
17. Dracula Untold ***
18. The Judge ****
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I'm not real big on begging, but keeping this running and trying to get better costs money. If you like what we do or if you are just feeling altruistic - toss us a buck? Every little bit helps and you'd get a great big thank you from us! And we may even dedicate something silly to you for your support! (We even take requests!)